Pan (2015) ★☆☆☆☆

As flat as a frying pan.  Directed by Joe Wright, during WWII, a young orphan named Peter, is kidnapped by pirates, who take him to Neverland. Here, he discovers his destiny to become the hero, who will be forever known as “Peter Pan”. The script being its greatest flaw, contains some of the most absurd lines to come out of film…

Fifty Shades of Grey (2015) ★☆☆☆☆

First it tied the record of the fastest selling R-rated film in history, then it beat it. If you have been living under a rock over the past few years since its ‘novel’ was published, Fifty Shades of Grey is about a literature student, Anastasia Steele, whose life ‘changes forever’ when she meets the questionably handsome, yet tormented, billionaire…